News That Sounds Like a Comic Book #4: Bronx Woman Shot with Arrow!
A woman dropping off churchgoers at a nursing home on Sunday was shot by an arrow in the Bronx! Really! An arrow in 21st century New York!
How the hell does something like that happen? One of the answers below is the real one!
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It was bound to happen once Bullseye became the new Hawkeye.
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Some dick was showing off with his friends and shot the arrow through his fence and didn’t bother to see what happened with it even after hearing the woman he shot screaming.
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Oops! Roy “Speedy” Harper's aim is off for ... umm ... some reason.
You can probably guess which is the real answer, but if you’re anything like me, you had a more colorful (green? red?) answer in mind when you first saw the story.